fredschilton:

if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case


cedricdigory:

conorgaynard:

theres a difference between shipping and being fucking insane

this applies to both tumblr and amazon.com


  • me:I'm pretty sure I would marry every single Avenger.
  • obnoxious friend:Black Widow is an Avenger.
  • me:Did I fucking stutter?

mollylynneftw:

caseyanthonyofficial:

colonelmustardgas:

caseyanthonyofficial:

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just started seeing a new girl and I have to say I like her a lot and I probably will be with her for a very long time

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Haha thanks I cant even believe how lucky I am it took me completely by surprise.

Stop making random letters bold fuckhead

You are right and it wont happen again Im a little tired and im completely sorry I understand your frustration.

This is my favorite thing on tumblr.



nosdrinker:

hug your dogs for me


artkat:

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

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the-messy-brain-of-mine:

certifiedturtle:

alyssaannfrank:

lovelynobody00:

I wish i actually wore the fashion taste i have

I wish I could afford the fashion taste I have

I wish I had the body for the fashion taste I have

all of the above


thebookworm:

evilsupplyco:

Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself.

This is surprisingly motivating.


jesspinkman:

being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised 

#the optimistic look on pessimism  


It bothers me when musicians feel it necessary to change the lyrics of songs they cover to fit their own sexualities

Like singing a song the way it was written won’t make you gay and if you think it will then maybe you should just not cover songs containing gendered pronouns



nbchannibal:

travalicious:

me after every episode of hannibal

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us after every episode of hannibal

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vablatsky:

The things I do for love

vablatsky:

The things I do for love


bumbleshark:

that one fictional character you ship with six other characters

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