leonardsmccoy:

she wears short skirts, i wear blue shirts, she’s cheer captain and damnit jim, i’m a doctor

letsdothewave:

grow-paradise-garden:

galifianafuck:

THAT’S WHY I LOVE YOU TUMBLR

That’s it guys, that’s the movie in a nutshell except that the shirtless scene was cut

CRYING WITH LAUGHTER

#i am quitting my job to fuck women lol later starfleet

broadway-is-my-home:

jimmyjamjimjohn:

rubywhiterabbit:

One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.

are you satan

“What am I, a doctor or a moon-shuttle conductor?” (TOS: “The Corbomite Maneuver”)

“My dear girl, I’m a doctor. When I peek, it is in the line of duty.” (TOS: “Shore Leave”)

“I don’t know, Jim. This is a big ship. I’m just a country doctor.” (TOS: “The Alternative Factor”)

“Me, I’m a doctor. If I were an officer of the line…” (TOS: “A Taste of Armageddon”)

“What do you mean what sort of work? I’m a doctor.” (TOS: “This Side of Paradise”)

“I’m a doctor, not a bricklayer.” (TOS: “The Devil in the Dark”)

“I’m a surgeon, not a psychiatrist.” (TOS: “The City on the Edge of Forever”)

“Look, I’m a doctor, not an escalator.” (TOS: “Friday’s Child”)

“I’m a doctor, not a mechanic.” (TOS: “The Doomsday Machine”)

“I’m a doctor, not an engineer.” (TOS: “Mirror, Mirror”)

“I’m not a magician, Spock, just an old country doctor.” (TOS: “The Deadly Years”)

“I will not peddle flesh! I’m a physician.” (TOS: “Return to Tomorrow”)

“I’m a doctor, not a coal miner.” (TOS: “The Empath”)

illogical-tribble:

boldlygoaway:

spodiddly:

teroknortailor:

captainthundernuts:

apostitutes:

seekingvakarian:

scumbag-vanguard:

anenglishview:

moonlightstrike:

simonbobx:

1. Put your username in image search.
2. Select “animated” under search tools.
3. Post result.

oh my fucking god

.

this is relevant to me

crying

OH MY GOD

…why am I not surprised?

http://24.media.tumblr.com/f318544e2b5c3be80d60795183174716/tumblr_mmwi69VhJi1s8ic5vo3_500.gif
Fuck you too google

Umm ok

…in ways you cannot yet realize

takingtheangeltoisengard:

vivianandhersocalledlife:

fleeingthemundane:

That’s it. That’s tumblr.

this is surprisingly accurate

iwillburnthecakeoutofyou:

iwillburnthecakeoutofyou:

iwillburnthecakeoutofyou:

”This is shit” I say as I click ‘next chapter’ just to make sure it’s still shit. 

I read the whole thing.

It was shit. 

demarches:

#omg do you ever think like #how Chekov and Sulu probably have old terran music in the ship’s databanks #and whenever Spock delivers a particularly killer zinger on the bridge after an argument with Kirk #they just play that shit #[muffled bass thumping from speakers] #(thank fuck for better quality-speakers being one of Scotty’s more discreet ‘modifications’) #meanwhile Jim just sits on and looks betrayed #while Bones calls the bridge and yells at them to ‘TONE IT DOWN GOD DAMNIT JIM WHO TOLD YOU TO APPROVE THOSE MODIFICATIONS’

paintdoktahwho:

I HAVE TO DO IT

I HAVE NO CHOICE