she wears short skirts, i wear blue shirts, she’s cheer captain and damnit jim, i’m a doctor
THAT’S WHY I LOVE YOU TUMBLR
That’s it guys, that’s the movie in a nutshell
except that the shirtless scene was cut
CRYING WITH LAUGHTER
One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
are you satan
1. Put your username in image search.
2. Select “animated” under search tools.
3. Post result.
oh my fucking god
this is relevant to me
OH MY GOD
…why am I not surprised?
…in ways you cannot yet realize
That’s it. That’s tumblr.
this is surprisingly accurate
”This is shit” I say as I click ‘next chapter’ just to make sure it’s still shit.
I read the whole thing.
It was shit.
#omg do you ever think like #how Chekov and Sulu probably have old terran music in the ship’s databanks #and whenever Spock delivers a particularly killer zinger on the bridge after an argument with Kirk #they just play that shit #[muffled bass thumping from speakers] #(thank fuck for better quality-speakers being one of Scotty’s more discreet ‘modifications’) #meanwhile Jim just sits on and looks betrayed #while Bones calls the bridge and yells at them to ‘TONE IT DOWN GOD DAMNIT JIM WHO TOLD YOU TO APPROVE THOSE MODIFICATIONS’
I HAVE TO DO IT
I HAVE NO CHOICE